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Total Medals Earned: 117 (From 38 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,185 Points

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

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Effing Worms 2

Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/95 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Eat something tasty.

Space Worm 10 Points

Destroy a UFO.

Terrorist Attack 10 Points

Take down a jumbo jet.

Evolution Complete 25 Points

Fully evolve and beat all the levels.

Ground Beef 10 Points

Eat 100 cows.

Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points

Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Killing Machine 25 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 10/44 (80/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Goin Up

Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/825 points)

First kill 5 Points

first Kill

Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points

Jump on 10 enemies

I can double jump 10 Points

I can double jump

I like my wall 10 Points

jump on a wall 20 times

I love dem clouds 10 Points

touch the sky

Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points

Jump on 50 enemies

Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points

Collect 1000 skulls

Combo Breaker 25 Points

Fiery Combo of 10

Find the hidden button 25 Points

Find the hidden button

Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points

Jump on 100 enemies

Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points

Kill 20 Spikes in one game

Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points

Collect 5000 skulls

Evolve to final level 50 Points

Evolve to final level

I can stop at any time 50 Points

play for an hour

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..

Kill every big enemy 50 Points

Kill every big enemy

Kill every small enemy 50 Points

Kill every small enemy

The final Frontier 50 Points

reach space

I can't stop at any time 100 Points

play for 3 hours

Kill every enemy 100 Points

Kill every enemy

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GOON: The Game!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/215 points)

Shirt Hurt 10 Points

Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

Neck Pain 5 Points

Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

The Best Offense 5 Points

Block an attack

Merciful 10 Points

Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY

Take A Dip 10 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Norris

Enforcer 25 Points

Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves

Ground N Pound 25 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter

Sliced N Iced 25 Points

Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

Goon God 50 Points

Defeat all of your opponents

Headhunter 50 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea

Headbanging Hero: Metal

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/410 points)

Rise those horns again! 5 Points

Play Headbanging Hero: Metal

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Invidia 5 Points

Complete Invidia

Superbia 5 Points

Complete Superbia

Acedia 10 Points

Complete Acedia

Ira 10 Points

Complete Ira

Avaritia 25 Points

Complete Avaritia

Gullia 50 Points

Complete Gullia

Luxuria 100 Points

Complete Luxuria

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Help the Hero!

Medals Earned: 9/10 (65/115 points)

LEVEL1 5 Points

Beat Level1

LEVEL2 5 Points

Beat LEvel 2

LEVEL3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

LEVEL4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

LEVEL5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

LEVEL6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

LEVEL7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

LEVEL8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

LEVEL9 25 Points

Beat Level 9

CHALLENGE 50 Points

Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.

K.O.L.M. 2

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/50 points)

LIGHTARMOR 5 Points

Get the first light upgrade.

EASYCOMPLETE 5 Points

Beat the game on Easy

FINDGIRL 5 Points

Find the girl.

FIRSTBOMB 5 Points

Explode your first bomb.

OLDHOUSE 5 Points

Visit your old house.

HARDCOMPLETE 25 Points

Beat the game on without hints.

Kamikaze Pigs

Medals Earned: 5/10 (125/500 points)

Bailing Out 5 Points

Crash 25 planes

Desert Porky 10 Points

Destroy the Piglion

Roto-Rooted 10 Points

Crash 300 choppers

Pork Grinds 50 Points

Kill 2000 Troopah

Teched Out 50 Points

Purchase 30 upgrades

C-C-COMBO GOT 25 Points

94 consecutive kills achieved

Jungle Stalker 50 Points

Complete boss Jungle level with all 6 stars

Slaughterhouse 5 100 Points

Collect all stars in 44 levels

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